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I'M ON A COMMITTEE! (Author Unknown)
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Oh give me your pity,
I'm on a committee,
which means that, from morning to night,
we attend and amend
and contend and defend,
without a conclusion in sight.
We confer and concur,
we defer and demur
and re-iterate all of our thoughts.
We revise the agenda
with frequent addenda,
and consider a load of reports.
We compose and propose,
we suppose and oppose,
and the points of procedure are fun.
But though various notions
are brought up as motions,
there's terrible little gets done!
We resolve and absolve,
but we never dissolve,
since it's out of the question for us!
What a shattering pity
to end our committee
where else could we make such a fuss?
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